The early daysEdit
As a boy Joob Joob lived with his friends Shaq and SnoopLeader. When he was a boy everyone hated him because he spent all his spare time shovin flowers up his ass. Snoop told him he was destined for greatness. One day he planted a seed in his anus and heard a whiney voice. It said "Yo gayboy puttin flowas in yo ass, keep up the good work. Erebody gonna get tipsy reall soon SHAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON" The next day everyone got assrot except Joob Joob. Overnight the seed grew into a flower patch. The flowers were what cured the disease. He then bent his bony ass over in the center of his village and everyone rubbed asses with him and got cured. When the krazykkookie incident occured all the honkies took over the village and Shaq Joob Joob and SnoopLeader were left. SnoopLeader then made the UngaWangas and made him the witch doctor. His methods include picking seeds shoving them up his ass and sticking his boom boom stick up there to make the flowers grow. The only disease he never cured was krayweedosisitis.
When he met his wifu she had assrot as well. However When they rubbed ass his little boom boom stick got really hard and accidently touched her salty pussy. They bangity banged and made seven babies. Then he planted his seed in her and 7 more were made. One day SHaq came to him with a little white boy and Joob Joob yelled at him. He said the white boy would never fit in. The white boy was named Walaiki Ka Lal. When Wala did the XIII trials Joob Joob finally accepted him.
Joob Joob's deathEdit
When Joob Joob's wifu was dead he went insane in the membrane. He began to forgive SnoopLeader and tried to convince his friends it wasnt SnoopLeader. At that time SnoopLeader Set his house on fire and Shaq and Wala escaped. Joob Joob was too crazy to escape and didn't.
Walaiki Ka lal: He has finally accepted him, but he didn't accept of him when he was just known as "that white demon child"
Shaqiel O'neil: Is his best friend. He grew up with him but does not approve of his choices in life.
(taking Wala into the tribe/ Going to Voltaria.)
SnoopLeader McWanka: He grew up with him and saw him as a friend. He even was his friend after SnoopLEader killed his wife.
His wifu: Loves her so much he made 14 babies with dat salty pussy
Zinga Dingy: Knows very little about him. He wants to know what secrets he hides.
Jurb: Hates the fuck out of that little green asshole puppet.
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